As told to me by my husband, as told to him by Big Sis' kindergarten teacher:
The kindergarten class is all together and in some context or another the word Graffiti comes up.
Child #1: What's Graffiti?
Child #2: I know! Graffiti is when crazy people write on the walls and stuff.
Big Sis: Excuse me! My mom is crazy, and she doesn't do graffiti.
Teacher: Oh no big sis, your mom isn't crazy.
Big Sis: Oh YES! She is! She is REALLY Crazy. CRAAAAAAAAAZY. But, she does NOT do graffiti.
And she's right, I don't do graffiti and I am crazy...but it takes a crazy person to know one.