She was cute.
She still is really cute.
But, she peed so much and started barking at my daughter while trying to take ownership of me as her mom and no one elses and she cried in the night and peed on the carpet thrice and tried to chew the couch and cried a lot and was really good at taking walks but peed in the house, did I mention that? and she was cute when she took my shirt and made it extra comfy in her donut bed and she had a special liking for shoes which was cute until I started imagining her teeth getting large and causing more damage and she peed and the pee smelled like fish which reminded me that I am deathly allergic to shrimp and I tried to stay present with the dog but it just didn't work and so my wonderful husband of mine drove Uli back to her home in Pennsylvania, and there she will stay.
And Big Sis cried a little and forgave me right away with this response: "Mom, don't worry, I will forget about her." And Lil Sis said a casual "Bye" and I think she was totally fine because this whole time (2 days) kept talking about how the puppy missed her mom. And my husband called after dropping her off and said he was sad about missing Uli, but could tell she was happy to be back.
And I was so happy when I came home to no cutie patootie Uli that I cleaned my whole house after 7 pm...which NEVER happens.
Aah. Huge mistake, lesson learned.