Dear Subway Stairs,
I'm still mad at you for breaking my foot (yes, I blame you, that will not change). And I ask you to please not ever do that to me again. I have to walk really really slow. It takes me about 10 times as long to go anywhere as it did back in the day, you know, when I could walk.
But, I wanted to thank you too. Walking slower in my city makes me see new things, smell new smells, and lifts my spirits. I love the city even more now that I have experienced in slow motion.
So, I forgive you.